*Found posted on trees and structures around the area*

[Amanda]

“BRAVE” SIR CLYDUS

Bravely bold Sir Clydus
Rode forth from Otolgr.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Clydus!
He was not afraid at all
To be killed in nasty ways by Trolls.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Clydus!

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Clydus!

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils scraped
And his bottom burnt off
And his …..

Brave Sir Clydus ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When bandits reared their ugly heads,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Clydus turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Clydus!